hey ex boyfriend;
- why don't you go and take a girl out to all of my favorite places two weeks after we break up! That would be great.
- ohh..? You already are? cool.
- Why don't you go ahead and make sure you date someone with the same name as me?
- Oh, you're doing that as well? Fantastic.
- Enjoy the girl that you wish was me.
- Her bleach blonde fake hair, drinking problem, and the fact that she isn't going to college will make your parents really proud. (:
- Screw you.
- You're not capable of love and I hope you break her heart just like you broke mine.